Once upon a time, four Solars arrived in the island city-state of Gloam. They were a magistrate, a pirate, a librarian, and a revolutionary. Oh, and they were an imposter, a kleptomaniac, an idiot, and… a revolutionary. (This joke makes sense if you're an Immaculate.)

What will they find, these self-appointed heroes? Will they successfully end the slave trade, or find a husband? Honestly the first thing is probably significantly more likely!

This is an Exalted Third Edition campaign played over Slack Chat, featuring:

• Robert Vance, as the Storyteller
• Elliott Freeman, as Camena Diezla (A pirate queen and art thief, fond of trouble and of other things that explode.)
• Rand Brittain, as Icaria Varus (A self-taught hero who learned everything he knows from books. Somewhat boy-crazy. Okay, a lot boy-crazy.)
• Jenna Moran, as Dessa Svetlana, aka Tepet Evdeniya (A humble scribe who took over the identity of one of the Empress' magistrates.)
• impulsiveingenue, as Zanara (A revolutionary who appeared from nowhere to unite the downtrodden and bring an end to slavery forever.)
• piglets, as Serestala (She likes to punch things.)

Logs

• In Which Vance is Not the Storyteller
• In Which Clothes Do Not Fit
• In Which Elliott is Not the Storyteller
• In Which We Decline To Go Quietly
• In Which Our Parenting Skills Are Questioned
• In Which We Do Not Attend the Gala
• In Which Nobody Eats the Satrap
• In Which Ancient Evil is Not Unleashed
• In Which Our Aims Are Not Practical, Apparently
• In Which Ancient Evil is Even Less Unleashed Than Previously, If Anything
• In Which We Are Knocking, But We Cannot Come In
• In Which It Is Not Our Fault
• In Which Things Do Not Go Our Way
• In Which We Are Less Confident Than We Look
• In Which A Spell Does Not Fail To Go Awry
• In Which We Decline The Chance to Parley
• In Which People Do Not Speak Their Mind
• In Which The Situation Calls For Somebody Different
• In Which We Are Too Competent For Our Own Good
• In Which Various People Are Horribly Injured
• In Which Half As Many Heroes Are Twice As Effective
• In Which Half As Many Heroes Are Half As Effective
• In Which A Perfect Ten Is Not Found
• In Which We Once Again Kill Nobody
• In Which A God Makes a Poor Impression
• In Which Our High Concept Sounds Totally Fake
• In Which We Do Not Heed the Prophet
• In Which Svetlana Is Not Svetlana
• In Which the Rules Failed to Account For Camena
• In Which Gambling is Wrong
• In Which So Is Cheating, And So Is Forging Phoney Magic Keys
• In Which Don't Worship Pigs, Seriously
• In Which I'm Not Fighting Like Twenty Guys For This Idiot